We make a good team, Andrew and me.
Despite our challenges learning to live with each other.
For example, Andrew is NEVER to TOUCH ME while I'm applying eye makeup (Very important to his physical safety). And I am not to deem Andrew's stinky toots: the end of the world. (They may be even slightly funny--believe me, I've come a long way).
Because, I don't think we could ever NOT live with each other.
Without him, my cell phone would never get charged.
(I can hardly ever find my phone, let alone keep it charged.)
And without me, the lint trap in the dryer would never get emptied.
(I swear, our dryer will one day explode on us)
And besides, who else would eat all the bugs from his hair?
You see? A Perfect match. We need each other.
Happy Heart Day, my love!