NEVER pick a fight with one of these, because...
YOU WILL LOSE!
This evil contraption will haunt you in your dreams, and make you literally shudder each time you use it in the future. Not to mention, you will forever hold scars as proof of your idiocy.
What happened? you don't have any missing fingers do you?
Oh no! I hope you're okay!
Okay I'm cringing just wondering what in the world happened!! I hope you still have all of your fingers...
After my mom called me this afternoon threatening my life for such a post, I figured I better post a disclaimer. I still have all ten fingers!! I would not have posted this story so nonchalantly if I had lost one! THe cut was really deep, but it was clean enough that we decided not to go in for stitches. We just used liquid and butterfly bandages to keep it together. It is now healing slowly but surely (it happened about a week and a half ago). It was all pretty traumatic, but I am sure glad I didn't lose an apendage!
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